Back from the future

[chicago]

The girls convinced me to take a little trip in time to assure that my surrender to Coralnerd does not impact sniper paintball:

I am sworn by the intergalactic space counsel not to reveal what I've learned to anyone; but, I can tell you, while I was there I took the opportunity to see STARS WARS 12, The Lack of Quality. That's a little down time for me.

It was OK, it's been improving since Walt Disney sold the rights to Vivid. None of us (well most of us) will be dead by the time they release it - so I'm not revealing too much.

Oh, and Vortex said to say hi, he's still playing a girl on weekends. And, paintball is going, going strong; but you know, you now have to do it from inside your own rover (no more ugly welts).

The fire rates got so high and the accuracy is so good that without plate steel between you and our opponents, you can rip each other in two! No refs anymore either just artificially intelligent (as if paintball refs were intelligent) robots with ultra high speed digital cameras. The Chicago Open is still the event to go to. Oh, and snipers; well, I didn't see any. But that doesn't mean they aren't there.

Since Tiberius went under (they now only make the new and improved second strikes with the hard rubber tips now, Carmatech assumed all sniper designs. The latest model I saw had a satellite targeting system that kinda looked like my old SR1.

Got go, the girls have prepared a bubble bath, it is Saturday night!

[chicago]

Coralnerd, we need to talk!

[chicago]

Sorry that you just chose to lash out at me like that; but, it was as it should have been in order to return balance to the present and prevent the war. I'm sorry I could not say anything until it was all over; if I had, it might have effect the outcome. I did try to commincate with you directly to lessen the blow on your fragile being (see my previous post). The space academy showed such a dark future for paintball sniping and this forum if this war continued.

I'm glad it ended. Sorry about Thumper and Bambi. They died bravely. My cats thank you too!

[chicago]

The Space Academy foretold all this would and did happen.

We have now all been involved in a number of wars on this forum (and some minor skirmishes as well). These have all been preparing us for the greatest paintball war of all time. Stay tuned, it will decide the fate of paintball players, snipers, and the sport.

Please, if anyone knows the whereabouts of Sarah Palin or Gary Busse, please pm me. I'm serious!

Paris, you know what must be done next. Allu, you'll note I didn't use that "word" although they are deeply invovled in what is about to happen. And Paris, you'll note I didn't use your full name so you won't be getting paid!

Cher, "if I could turn back time!"

[avengingangel]

What's coming, you can tell me. I won't repost it! Promise.

[Allu]

I think the wars are starting to wear on me

[chicago]

Did you ever consider that Coralnerd is actually now on a mission, we could not talk about, we needed it to appear that he was "fed up with the family, That he wanted to join a different family." Just like Luka Brazzy did in the book, The Godfather, by Mario Puzio.

His actions may prevent the coming war and therefore it won't wear on you. See, we are always looking out for the group and the mods!

[Allu]

There is always the other side to consider, and things can be interpreted in multiple ways

[chicago]

yes, for example:

[chicago]

I'm going to try to be well behaved and not use that word. I just realized, there was some other word I'm not allowed to use either. Pretty soon, I'll be speechless here! But, for now with it being take a kid to work week, month, whatever, I'll refrain from any sexist posts or pix!



I wonder if mayhem ever visists this forum anymore?

[Allu]

So listen up kid, first we'll march a bit, then we will stand at attention and after lunch we get to attack an outpost, that's when we'll shoot like crazy and hit nothing at all.

[avengingangel]

All I can say is "shadow warrior." Always thought that woud make a good sniper call sign. It was my second choice, of course Avenging Angel was my first! Think of it, in less than a year now, you can be my other first!

Chicago, hope you like this picture. Imagine if you were sitting with your parents (or in my case parent) and we were looking through the family album and come across this. Bet the person who took this at the time was only focused on the two images!

And, sitting there, I can here my dad saying, this is your Uncle Mike and Aunt Kathryn at a picnic last year. He then flips to the next page. Well, here goes:



The funny thing is that nothing is really going on. It's only a shadow! And, its only what you make of it in your mind.

Do you think a 13 year old will notice and if they do, will they know what is going on. I know I was really, really nieve two years ago! Allu, what do you think?

[Allu]

[chicago]

Thanks, it is one of my favorite songs and group. It is the fundamental philosophy that I practice (as you've noticed even at my age). I'm sure that AA, who is extremely intelligent will get your message as well. She still, just a kid.

You know, I particularly enjoyed the train scene. Sort of an important stepping off point. "A census taker tried to test me once..." Hannibal in Silence of the Lambs.

You always got the best stuff. "Where does he get those marvelous toys," the Joker in Batman. Also like the appearance of Metallica. But, I didn't like the kid tossing away of the condom. Why waste a perfectly good condom. Right Major?

This is how my posse and I role!



Did you ever get the urge to just try to fly! That's living on the edge my friend.

[Allu]

[chicago]

Dude, I am humbled, I was born too soon. I want to do that. That vid brought me to tears, really. I am so humbled, he was like this human rocket!

I'm so proud to be a member of this forum. It had nothing to do with paintball and everything to do with living on the edge.

Thanks, Allu, thank you very much! Was that you? Gnarly!

[Allu]

No, it wasn't me, I'm still stuck in my self made prison that is my life.
Maybe one day I might overcome myself

[chicago]

OK then, back to the harsh reality of our world.

The girls', my cadre, came up with this poster yesterday both before and after I came back from the future. I'm not exactly sure what it means. But, I thought that living on the edge theme we developed here and now warranted some attention:



I must admit that I haven't played paintball in Arizona (to the best of my recollection). But, it's a lttlie different out there. I heard sometimes you'll slide up to a bunker and it will start moving in different directions all by itself!

[chicago]

I'm sorry to say, we've run into a bit of a snag with project "Deep Armageddon." My master at arms, Ginger, says we do not have enough first strikes. Not just a reserve mind you, she's worried about an initial engagement.

This was a terribly dangerous mission to go on to begin with; but, I cannot allow my troops to go to battle without the proper amount of ammunition. So, here's what I'm proposing:

A lot of you can't make it tomorrow, we understand, the day of after valentines is rough for most of us. But, you still can contribute. Each of you here who can't go should send a case of first strikes (overnight if you can) to Chicago, care of his magnificent posse, Chicago, Illinios.

Oh, and republicans, remember, this is a tax deductible contribution. It might influence your continued status in the USA:



If republicans don't shape up and start cooperating with the rest of the good citizens, when we get back from Paintball Armageddon, "we will be forced to take matters into our own hands," Tom Jefferson (although never quoted for that before).

[chicago]

[Chicago's posse here:

We are canceling all future lessons so we can be ready to receive broadcast from Chicago in outter space.

We thought we'd end the lessons with this non-member showing his baby where he came from:



We want you to know this was against our recommendations.

All hell has broken loose since Chiago left! It's so lonely here without him. Jugs can't stop talking it is driving the rest of us crazy here!

Chicago's posse out]