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Post by chicago on Dec 3, 2011 11:41:56 GMT -5
Why didn't the skeleton become a paintball sniper?
Cause he had no stomach for it!
Would someone explain this to my naked ninja cheerleader posse; they just don't get it. Even after I made them special brownies and all!
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Post by Lt.Col.Vortex on Dec 4, 2011 14:11:21 GMT -5
You wana know how loves you more, your wife or your dog?? Put both in the trunk of a car, wait an hour and return. Open the trunk and tell me which one is all happy to see you  Hey Chicago, speaking of your posse, is one of by chance names Piper Fawn??? |
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Post by chicago on Dec 4, 2011 16:46:05 GMT -5
You wana know how loves you more, your wife or your dog?? Put both in the trunk of a car, wait an hour and return. Open the trunk and tell me which one is all happy to see you Hey Chicago, speaking of your posse, is one of by chance names Piper Fawn??? , would you like to answer that? |
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Post by DJmatt123 on Dec 4, 2011 20:39:57 GMT -5
Here's a short, old joke......Chicago. lol
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Post by coralnerd on Dec 4, 2011 20:40:03 GMT -5
this is a anime and coral joke, so i doubt any of you will get it, but I wont tell you what it means for a few days. fav.me/d4glqrh |
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Post by chicago on Dec 5, 2011 10:51:13 GMT -5
this is a anime and coral joke, so i doubt any of you will get it, but I wont tell you what it means for a few days. fav.me/d4glqrhRTN is no laughing matter. Also known to some old timers as RTL (rapid tissue loss), RTN (rapid tissue narcosis) strikes one in every 5 paintball snipers. Symptoms include giant welts and twisted ankles. Only thing you can do for a sniper that has this is to quickly put them out of their misery, a head shot is recommended. There is no known cure. Well, it was reported in JAMA (the journal of American mature snipers association) that there was one possible case in which the sniper survived; but since Archangel won't let me use names here, I can't say anything about the coralnerd other than he/she is a bleach blonde. Chicago and posse over but not out! p.s. many coral growers see that picture and call that a "skeleton" so, thanks coralnerd for maintaining the skeleton theme. |
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Post by coralnerd on Dec 5, 2011 18:00:11 GMT -5
lolz, RTN pisses me off, i had an RTN event a few years ago that whiped out $400 in sps corals in on hour. That coral you see in the pic was one of them. I am glad some one understands
btw, i am male and have brown hair chicago.
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Post by coralnerd on Dec 5, 2011 18:01:43 GMT -5
chicago, i assume you don't know what bleach the anime is.
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Post by chicago on Dec 6, 2011 12:34:03 GMT -5
lolz, RTN pisses me off, i had an RTN event a few years ago that whiped out $400 in sps corals in on hour. That coral you see in the pic was one of them. I am glad some one understands btw, i am male and have brown hair chicago. Thank you, my posse has inquiring minds and wanted, needed to know. In the recon pictures they took, your cap always obscured the full view. |
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Post by coralnerd on Dec 6, 2011 21:08:10 GMT -5
your a hoot chicago
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Post by chicago on Dec 7, 2011 12:24:24 GMT -5
What did one naked female sniper named "strawberry" say to the other naked female sniper named strangely enough "Blueberry?"
If you weren't Canadian and so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
And that's the truth 'cause my posse told me so. Doesn't anyone have any paintball sniper jokes?
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Post by Soldier of Fortune on Dec 7, 2011 20:26:16 GMT -5
Here's a real sniper joke: A CNN reporter once interviewed a Marine Sniper in Afganistan. He asked " what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The sniper shrugged then replied "Recoil". Life, Liberty and the pursuit of all who threaten it.  |
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Post by tick on Dec 9, 2011 1:00:01 GMT -5
"Recoil"...GAWD...I LOVE THAT!
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Post by skullcandy1993 on Dec 9, 2011 17:46:57 GMT -5
Here's a real sniper joke: A CNN reporter once interviewed a Marine Sniper in Afganistan. He asked " what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The sniper shrugged then replied "Recoil". Life, Liberty and the pursuit of all who threaten it. Hilarious - yes...real story - no |
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Post by Soldier of Fortune on Dec 10, 2011 23:57:25 GMT -5
oh yeah it aint a real story but i was just saying it was a real steel sniper
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