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Post by chicago on Feb 9, 2013 11:35:24 GMT -5
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Post by chicago on Feb 10, 2013 10:27:32 GMT -5
Coralnerd, just wanted you to know, I'm watching over your friends while you are away. Please come back.  My posse wants to teach them the art of invisibility to help them survive while you are gone on your top secret mission. What do you think? Oh, that's right, just like the major, don't break radio silence!
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Post by chicago on Feb 11, 2013 11:06:10 GMT -5
Coralnerd, we need your advice: 
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Post by chicago on Feb 12, 2013 11:05:40 GMT -5
[ Chicago's team here: Today we caught one of Coralnerd's friends conversing with a Budhha we put out back:  We think he's gotten a little too squierrly for our taste. A real nut case. Chicago's team out] |
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Post by avengingangel on Feb 12, 2013 12:38:42 GMT -5
Chicago, sometimes men are so slow on the up take. I'm thinking that Coralnerd would love this bipolar photo:  |
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Post by chicago on Feb 13, 2013 11:57:47 GMT -5
Hey coralnerd, these guys run through my back acre daily. Magnificient aren't they! Guess that's why they call this the Fox Valley and the name of the paintball field is Fox River Games (which surprising has the Fox River bordering it on one side). Great place to play!  You know, I was thinking if you are embrassed about quiting and dred coming back, just change your call sign to something like "AuntieChicago." List your self as a female and lose the antlers. No one would be any the wiser. Then you could attack me again, only being a chick and all, everyone would come to your rescue. It just might work! |
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Post by chicago on Feb 13, 2013 13:28:13 GMT -5
OK, maybe I am a little sexist. These are the flags we use at the paintball field, donated by all the girls who attend.  That picture must have sent shivers through some of you! Guess which one is AA's! |
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Post by chicago on Feb 14, 2013 12:23:10 GMT -5
Carolnerd, I hope this warning finds you by tomorrow. The Space Academy has learnt that the following two of three girls, women sorry, in the pix below are actually spies for the opposition forces. Bee careful! If necessary, we've altered your rules of engagement. You are authorized to use your antlers! We are sorry we have to put you in this position (it was kinda like me and the bunny), we don't know which two so you must neutralize all three. I understand that this goes against all you stand for; but, you must do it for the team! 
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Post by chicago on Feb 15, 2013 14:47:11 GMT -5
These images were taken with great risk to one's life and limb. It shows an advanced party of aliens attempting to reconstruct an old base of theirs. Once Charlene sent out this, we lost radio contact!  Since, there are so many "no shows." We've descided to delay launch by 40 minutes, we can make up that time with boasters and still connect up with the passing meteor.  But, we can't allow them to get a foothold here on this planet. I've promised Allu, no more wars here on this planet or on this forum. So, please people step it up all aboard. There is no truth to the rumor that "there have been incidents of couterterrorism or alien insurgents." Out west, in Mexico, there was just a little demonstration that we would not put up "with illegal aliens attempting to invade our sovern territory". It involved a small group of American citizen. Here is an early press release:  |
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Post by avengingangel on Feb 15, 2013 17:43:33 GMT -5
Are you gone yet? Please answer me. I would have gone with you. I'd rather die with you than live without.
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Post by chicago on Feb 17, 2013 9:52:57 GMT -5
[Chicago's posse here: We just got this from Carolnerd:  It is evident to us now, he has gone quite mad! We think the Spice Girls got to him with their Beni Jeserit way, turned him; seduced him with "the voice" making him a traitor to his own forum; and then when they were done with him, they pushed him over the edge. At least he will be at peace now in his forest with his cotton tail and antlers to comfort him. We believe those same Spice Girls are still alive and directing the attacks here on earth. Vortex, anyone listening, (even majorghost), track down and eliminate with extreme prejudice, the Spice Girls. Casper, JJ, DJ, White Feather, we hate to call on new members, but they must be found and stopped. Can you help us? Chicago will eventually decide Caralnerd, the traitors, fate). It was the most important covert operation in this whole war! chicago's posse still under attack] |
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Post by Allu on Feb 17, 2013 15:27:36 GMT -5
Taken out of context and used with a different meaning for this purpose.
W.B. Yeats
"I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. "
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Post by chicago on Feb 18, 2013 12:33:44 GMT -5
[Chicago's posse here: After Chicago sent his battle instructions back to us, he sent at great risk, (his ship was already under heavy fire and their shield were collapsing. He said that you'd understand: Allu and AA, "your sweet love remembered such wealth brings, I would scorn to trade my state with kings" @carolnerd, "Murdock, I'm coming for you." Carolnerd was that an encoded message or was chicago quoting Sylvester Stallone for an ominous reason?  Why didn't you just take out the Spice Girls, it was a direct order, from a superior being, Chicago. Even though you've retreated deep into the forest now, he will find you. You won't know where. You won't know when. And, if Chicago doesn't make it back, we will personally train AA in the deadly art of OMA when she turns 16. We want to close up this transmission now, for obvious reasons with one one of chicago's favorite quotes: "Hell hath no fury like a woman..." Chicago's posse out] |
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Post by avengingangel on Feb 18, 2013 17:11:14 GMT -5
oh thank you girls, thank you for the update, thank you for forwarding on his own words to me.
And, yes, if anything happens to our lord and master, I will track this nerd to the ends of the earth, cut off his cotton tail, crush his antlers, shoot any bunny friends he has with him and then cause him great physical pain. It will not be a quick death, I promise.
But, for now it seems my lord lives!
Thank you so much. I so owe you.
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Post by chicago on Feb 19, 2013 11:49:42 GMT -5
[chicago's posse in a whisper:
They are inside. we've fallen back to our secondary positions here, we hope we can update you later if we survive this attack. Oh, look, the sholin have come from behind...looks like lo tech sandles work pretty good too. We luv how they pop when the sholin step on them.
Oh no, the tongue cutters have turned, They heard the pops and they are attacking the sholin...OMG, girls, we must launch a counterattack and save the sholin...no, only use first strike in case we miss and hit the monks! Careful...
Oh! Carolnerd even if we all die here and the compound is lost; AA still has three of our invisible sisters guarding her. So, when the time is right, they will teach her OMA, and then she will track you down. Vengence will be ours, we promise you!
Chicago's posse...long, live Chicago, girls advance, fire at will, advance, fire, fire...advance, kill them all]
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Post by chicago on Feb 19, 2013 12:44:40 GMT -5
[ Quick update: We grapped all but one of the sholin and dragged them back into the "saferoom." Only one sholin was lost. They had gotten into his mouth and reanimated him. That's why we fell back. Otherwise we and the other sholin would have stayed and fought to the last man or woman! Knowing that they can reanimate humans is strategic knowledge that my must share with Chicago. They could reanimate Charlene or Jugs and they might walk right up to him and then detonate themselves with IEDs (he explicitly trust his posse and all the girls in it). So, we need to stay alive to pass the information, you can trust no one other than the group you are in. again, Chicago came thru with that "group training film." Oh no, suppose they captured and killed Chicago, and then reanimate him too! Trust noone. We must take control til we hear from Chciago - your new rules of engagement follow: stay where you are in a group and shoot to kill anyone who approaches, even if it looks like a friendly.  It's spooky to look out and see one of the sholin wandering around inside like a zombie. Luckily, Chicago provided a well stock saferoom including limited wireless connection. But, we dare not stay on too long. We need to conserve battery power and there are othings to attend to right this moment. We are regrouping and coming up with a plan to re take the compound. We have released DDT into the main house (Chicago thought of every thing) and as soon as the sholin bite marks (and FS welts are tended to - What do you want, it the was ultra CQB some shots were miss placed), one of us is going out and putting a "last strike" in the head of that zombie sholin. The other sholin understand and agree) Chicago's posse planning to retake our compound and reestablish communications with Chicago] |
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Post by avengingangel on Feb 19, 2013 16:45:25 GMT -5
All I can say is:  that and good luck. Be brave, they are only bugs...intellegent bugs that have enough tech to travel across the universe; but, bugs none the less! |
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Post by chicago on Feb 20, 2013 10:05:31 GMT -5
[chicago posse,
We have retaken the compound. @you, AA, thanks for the support, "fight like a girl," indeed.
Anyway, everything is in shambles here; but, as soon as we can, we'll be trying to communicate with Chicago.
Chicago's posse, exhausted; but, infused with a new confidence - we will prevail!]
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Post by chicago on Feb 21, 2013 12:30:56 GMT -5
Everyone did a fantastic job. I so appreciate your efforts. I could not have done this without all of you. All but carolnerd. He betrayed us, intentional or not, he is a traitor. From now, he is an out cast, we want nothing good of his memory to remain. Here's something I should have said a long time ago.  We will also never mention his name again. From now on he shall be called " The Branded One," like a cow that will be lead to slatter, the coward he is. I will let him live for a little while, let him try to atone for his sins against humanity; but, I promise you, in Jugs memory, he will pay the ultimate price. "It is a terrible thing to live in fear," Rutger proclaim to Harsen in "Bladerunner." |
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Post by chicago on Feb 21, 2013 17:57:46 GMT -5
I'm going to contact Allu later tomorrow and ask them to amend the rules: "no one with a cotton tail or antlers should admittted to this membership without a rich parent or guardian and said indvidual should be a sexy female..." So say you all!  |
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